My Name Is Chad

I grew up in an orphanage and had to live with a free game like madden mobile on my old blackberry... Boy were those the days. Anyway, I just got a Samsung S7 and madden blew up my phone.. So then I accidentally bought this app thinking it was madden with a charred screen that I could not read. Anyway I got my dick stuck in the fan as I was watching ads for nana.. These instructions were too hard.. Like my dick. But anyway Im gonna sue this app for leaving a scar in my little pecker.

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